hi. people call me scituate. you can call me scituate or scitch or bituate or tituate or by my slave name LIZ.

i reblog cute animals and tv i like and idk whatever k

 

muffinpines:

I dont know what to call this au but im going with “ufo party” 

wait au? nah this is completely canon 

daenerysknope:

Steal his style: Ben Wyatt sitting on a bench eating soup alone.

  • Burberry London Dress Shirt: $147.49
  • LORENZO CANA - Luxury Italian 100% Silk Tie Handmade Necktie: $50.00
  • Z Zegna Navy Twill Flat Iron Trousers: $345.00
  • Cup of Panera Broccoli Cheddar Soup: $4.29
  • Steel Outdoor Bench: $425.00

apiologies:

me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’

cloaga:

im gonna be a writer just so i can make literally everything about lesbians. r u ready for lesbian spaghetti westerns?? are u ready for pirate lesbians in space?? no?? too fucking bad kiddo u cant have ur pudding until youve finished ur lesbians