hi. people call me scituate. you can call me scituate or scitch or bituate or tituate or by my slave name LIZ.

i reblog cute animals and tv i like and idk whatever k




I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up being the right…


do you ever just start watching a show because you hear there are lesbians

(Source: sharkgina)